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It was such a long night, but a night well spent. So, I was making phone calls 7:00pm at night to members of the Business Club. I didn't get much luck inviting more people to come to our final event (Dinner at Philthy McNasty). In a way, it was a little disappointing to me because Waterloo students are not Sociable!!! So many have told me that they have to study or that the weather is too bad. However, the event ended up on a bright note with Earnst telling a few jokes and just getting to know Jane and Jenn much better. I think I had 15 wings and 2 glasses of beer.
I don't remember the last time I have done this. Well, I think we did this last term but I dared not drink too much at the time. It was 11:30pm and I walked over to Beck Hall from Philthy McNastys. It was my second time going to Beck Hall, so I wasn't really familiar with the place. I had to ask 2 people for directions before I got to the right building. On my way there, I passed by 2 people who asked me if I had spare change. I told them that I don't carry cash, but of course that was a lie but the trick is to respond in a timeliness and confident manner to reduce suspicion. I finally arrived at Ville's place at 12:00am- an hour and a half late. My friends were cool with it though, they started a movie and drinking since 9:00. The first thing I was given was Barcardi 151, 75% alcohol shot. I took that without realizing it and my friends asked me how I felt. I was fine, but that was a hard shot. I also had a tequila and a mixed drink all within 15 minutes of arrival. After that, I was gone but conscious. I knew exactly what I was doing but the alcohol was kicking in fast, my head was dizzy, I don't think I could have been able to walk straight. The next 4-5 hours, my friends and I played Axis and Allies. A pretty good WWII game. I think I was the luckiest person today because I was able to kill off 12 out of 13 infantry on my first roll, and managed to capture USSR. I had 13 pieces attacking 22 and I still won. It was unbelievable !!! Beginner's luck you may say.
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Story about the dead frog. -Told by my friend Earnst
So there was this 8 year old dragging a dead frog behind him on a leash. He walks up to a hore house and asked the lady for the ugliest bitch they have, preferably one with a vanerial disease.
The lady asked him, "We don't have someone who suits your taste, shouldn't you be at home watching power rangers?"
So the boy replied, "Fuck you bitch, I know you have at least one person like that !!"
The lady asked the boy how much money he had. "$20," the boy shot back, "Now let me in !".
"Alright, alright. Go through the hall to the last room on your right." replied the impatient woman.
So the boy drags his frog along and opens the door. There he sees an ugly and fat 67 year old woman smoking a cigarette. The boy pulls down his pants and does his thing. As the boy was about to leave, the old woman asked the boy,"Why would you do a thing like this?"
"Because when I go home, I'm going to have sex with my babysitter, and when my daddy gets back, he's going to have sex with the babysitter, and when my mom get's back, she's going to have sex with my dad. When the milk man arrives, he's going to have sex with my mother, and he's the son of a bitch who ran over my frog !!" The boy quietly replied.